suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

vinebox:

shouldnt:

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

this is me

pce luv tacos

yoncevevo:

so i just noticed there wasn’t a dick in my mouth… kinda upset

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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-americanhorrorstory:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

seravilohxela:

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

i hope they actually donated money.

i think the kid who’s sitting on the chair is dead





emiybestest:

mahoganay:

heyfunniest:

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this is what butts sound like

i will forever reblog this post

this gets me pumped