dutchster:

so umm there was
wait
uhh there was this
umm so there was this girl
wait 
never mind
- me telling a story

biebermynigguh:

how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen

odbic:



IM SO DEAD.


there is some real inception shit happening here


there’s no way this is an accident

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

simsgonewrong:

I’ve heard of married couples “becoming one” but this is a little much.

simsgonewrong:

I’ve heard of married couples “becoming one” but this is a little much.

agelfeygelach:

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

its hands and feet are so huge compared to its little baby body, i’m gonna die

agelfeygelach:

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

its hands and feet are so huge compared to its little baby body, i’m gonna die

edgarsbitch:

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

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when will my nipple come back from the war

me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)